Kea [00:00:04] All right, you guys, you’re listening to this episode of Tea with Kea and we got some we got some of you show to talk about. I have a Gary Lemon. Right? I got. I have I have my friend Gary with me, he’s going to tell us what’s been going on in the news, in the news as of as of late to let people know what was going on. But just give us some. What’s going on lately? People getting sick. They die.
Keanna [00:00:38] They die in two percent, two percent population waiting on mortality rate.
Kea [00:00:44] What does that mean? If 100 people get it, two of them will die? Yes. Well, that’s math 150 if you get it. Yeah. Yeah.
Gary [00:00:51] But if you like statistics, I’m pretty sure is like a growing ratio changes based
Keanna [00:00:55] on security reported. Like if you die anyway. Oh yeah. Not report it and they find out you were carona’d it out.
Kea [00:01:04] Carone it out. Yeah. Hashtag it that this is not funny. Oh my God. Yeah. OK, all right. We’ve got a disclaimer for any of y’all who have been directly or indirectly impacted by the coronavirus. That’s right. What we can’t talk about, OK, we can’t talk about we up in this Kroger right now. Which one was looking at.
Keanna [00:01:29] All right. The throat.
Kea [00:01:30] Yes. OK, yes. All right. So we going to see, you know, to see what key. Hey, that’s me. You know how we do. We’re in murder. Kröger murder. Kroger is late right now, is late, is late. And on the left side. Yes. Come and find us. Yes. L period.
Keanna [00:01:49] Thirteen days strep. So don’t fuck with me.
Kea [00:01:52] She does.
Keanna [00:01:52] Actually she does. I have no threats. I mean I don’t feel threatened. Pull up. Yes.
Kea [00:02:03] All right. You know that. No, we are pulling up. You can go to Kroger and see actually. Well OK this. Come, come here. Come here. Come here.
Keanna [00:02:14] Don’t let I still are shit.
Kea [00:02:15] They won’t. They won’t. They do. But I won’t know who noticed this first because it wasn’t me I
Keanna [00:02:23] did you disgusting. What culture.
Kea [00:02:26] What culture of
Gary [00:02:27] organic fur coat.
Keanna [00:02:28] That’s all right. And when you
Kea [00:02:30] said that what was the first thing that came.
Gary [00:02:35] Know somebody with a sore throat.
Kea [00:02:38] Know your minds are in the gutter, not my name. OK, he tried to be PJI Ulpana up on the podcast episode
Keanna [00:02:45] out loud like we’re in a public place. And he said it all, not just like that.
Kea [00:02:50] Filthy, filthy. He sick and constantly
Gary [00:02:55] complaining that you were
Keanna [00:02:56] getting a sore throat and then you put some coconut oil in my tea and it was cutting my throat.
Kea [00:03:03] If you love your throat, cut it. Whether it be Friday night, on Saturday night, you know what? Sometimes Sunday morning before church, you know, like. The siblings, we never had throat code. Oh, yeah, we got some the traditional medicinals, organic throat codes, so,
Keanna [00:03:27] you know, move.
Kea [00:03:28] Yes, OK, smooth mood if you like, getting fucked in the ass, which you probably you probably OK. There’s no kids on this aisle currently fucking right now. Yes. Yes. Fucking in the ass. All right. Yeah. OK, so we bought organic when you like you know you want but you don’t want. So let you know the organic smooth move you know, before you know you are Pinetree that you want to clean it out. Oh my God. I mean I’ve never been fucking me ask you have you clean. You make sure you don’t like. Of course it’s OK. Yeah. You you’re like you’re going to like a lot right before you like OK.
Keanna [00:04:05] It’s like a thing you put up your boat. The water’s. No, no.
Kea [00:04:11] Oh no. Oh yes. It’s an enemies. Yeah. Smooth. This took a fucking turn. OK, I don’t know. It’s going to be revealing as much as my family. So, you know, we can we can cut out whatever you want to cut out
Keanna [00:04:26] cause I’m not. No, I’m ain’t. No, let me stop. But we have done so much.
Kea [00:04:30] Yes, I know. It’s nice. Yeah. So get organic smooth move when you want to. Oh wait. We’re going to have we’re going to have we’re going to have a male perspective on anal right now. All right. You don’t know how
Keanna [00:04:44] I don’t have a jacket yet, but he is smiling.
Kea [00:04:47] Are you just backed away. It’s twenty twenty.
Keanna [00:04:50] We’re like females only shoot and you only shoot your dick in a political beautiful. All right, I’m coming.
Kea [00:05:00] Jesus. And on that note, yeah, traditional medicinals did not pay me to say this, but yeah, you know, the coronavirus is alive and well. She is everywhere. She is in every continent except Antarctica. And that’s just because no people live there. Yeah. So, you know, you better stock up on it because you never know she’s coming for us all
Keanna [00:05:25] to use Tharani with those free sugar free beltzer. We put it in your you. It’s a really fucking good.
Kea [00:05:31] Oh Taraneh. So a pretty thing to say tharani CIA. So I do more novelty with the commercials are so cute.
Keanna [00:05:48] We’re moving on.
Kea [00:05:50] We’re making moves. What do we what are the coronavirus teach us,
Keanna [00:05:55] you know, hadn’t taught me yet, but I’m scared.
Kea [00:05:56] Well, yeah. Oh, get my mask. I did not buy the mask. You did. Because I don’t know, I just took a screenshot and I just didn’t follow through. Oh, oh, now we’re stepping on drugs. I’m kidding. It is powder, though, and it is white mean the perfect ploy for your computer and slim hymns. All right. You got a person of color. You can approach people from across the country right now.
Keanna [00:06:32] So what should we do best?
Kea [00:06:36] Who does better? OK. Hi. Hi. Fabulous.
Keanna [00:06:44] You don’t mess. Where did you get it? Oh. Oh, come on. OK, well, how is the coronavirus affecting you?
Kea [00:06:54] Oh, you know. Oh, my God, he has it. I’m not kidding. I’m kidding.
Keanna [00:06:59] Rosemary Yeah. At least that way we know we’re OK. Right. Right. Yeah.
Unidentified [00:07:05] Yeah. So it’s my I just have a call because I had the flu like a week ago. That is awful. You see.
Kea [00:07:12] So yeah. Good citizens, your guests. And thank goodness you never know. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh oh oh oh.
Unidentified [00:07:26] Well have a good one for you.
Kea [00:07:30] We almost we risk our lives to this episode you guys. So you got be thankful, shell shocked. Right now we just risk our lives. All right. No, no. But he said that he did have some flu. I want to get to shoot one, I want to be like a little cat and I’m like, meow, meow.
Unidentified [00:07:54] Way before you start. Oh, don’t know, give you
Kea [00:08:07] the key to surviving any epidemic is nonperishable seabag. Oh man, we’re going big bag everything you got to like who I love. Very colossal crushing in a cabinet. What do you mean? It’s just the fact. Oh, yeah.
Keanna [00:08:27] I’ve never known a life without resealable. It was surreal.
Kea [00:08:30] Very colossal. Crunch was my cereal.
Keanna [00:08:33] So this is it from your childhood. They didn’t change it. I think Golden Puff was mine.
Kea [00:08:38] I think you should be up here on it. Oh. Oh you are rude. OK, so yeah. It turns out, it turns out Gary is actually boogy out here. I need to check his privilege. Check your privilege.
Keanna [00:08:56] I’ve never heard of an excuse.
Gary [00:08:57] Sorry. I’m the person who the regular cafe.
Keanna [00:09:02] Oh OK.
Kea [00:09:03] Oh nice growing up. Scary. Yeah.
Keanna [00:09:06] See for me it was a matter of the back being like the size of your body like it was a fucking massive lay on it.
Kea [00:09:13] Yeah. I guess I
Keanna [00:09:14] was like still in the shopping cart
Gary [00:09:16] like giving him some like the name brand stuff. Sisters, Cameron also said to take advantage.
Keanna [00:09:23] That’s fair.
Kea [00:09:24] So you’re saying your sisters were bushier? You heard it here. This is no, no, this is unacceptable. Oh, yeah, they just shut up. This is serious. Serious. I can’t
Unidentified [00:09:40] breathe. I got to go. Are they the same thing?
Kea [00:09:45] Oh, so I’m not a fan, honey smacks but they look the same. Sorry, sir. I’m sorry. Is he not doing good.
Keanna [00:09:58] Oh, but that is not
Kea [00:10:02] one where the Apple Jacks commercial with these two nickels right here. Oh make it. I didn’t know I was reading this one here, but I am seen this guy had like 80 years of apple.
Keanna [00:10:16] He’s like and he was like, yo, you look like. That’s a weird dynamic. I was interested in what they cook up at the in the boardroom. It was interesting. I don’t know. I’m conflicted between golden pork and honey snacks.
Kea [00:10:28] Honestly, they look exactly the same. They look the same. But what about taste? And they don’t look you see them no more. Still, I can’t trust wait you never see through the bag. I did my version of oh you see through the bag and go,
Keanna [00:10:45] oh
Kea [00:10:46] fuck it. All right. So I get a little bit
Keanna [00:10:50] I guess because it was a big bag here in a certain area like this color right here costs money and they didn’t want to pay money labels. So they would do clear bag, but they’ll put the label on the record.
Kea [00:11:04] But I got my Golden Pops.
Keanna [00:11:08] My thing is, like I’m not trying to say is the struggle food. But what I do got to say is I can afford honey, should I just get holy smacks.
Kea [00:11:16] Well, considering
Keanna [00:11:19] Coronis. Hey, hey, hey. I went Ankita. It wasn’t my fault. I just had a bunch of groceries and I just want all of a sudden turned into a big ass lump of cereal, I think.
Kea [00:11:31] I mean I was like, do you know what you want to know?
Keanna [00:11:36] What what is it? They’re a big box of honey. I mean, what is it like a lame cereal?
Kea [00:11:43] Now, honestly, I think it is. I eat it
Keanna [00:11:47] is the duty as one which all
Kea [00:11:49] the shit maybe it was bigger up there because those are like bigger. I don’t I don’t know what I’m saying. They’re always on the bottom. Oh, yeah. And then smaller than that, I have no idea all the time to feels it.
Unidentified [00:12:01] Just saying there was a young nothing. That is why
Kea [00:12:10] your book begins. Oh, this is it. It’s the end. It’s the British.
Unidentified [00:12:19] No, oh, really, like my final climb bars, yes.
Keanna [00:12:28] Are you trying to bring up my night? That’s really cute because I actually am starting to have a favorite song called Pikachu by
Kea [00:12:39] oh, yellow Ferrari. Wait, no, just kidding. I got it. Oh, I’m a get one box for myself.
Keanna [00:12:53] OK, I’m, I’m, I want to include sound bite but it’s I Pikachu choose like. Oh, shit. It’s like he’s got to play count of eight right now, I just found it like it’s Kate singular people. Let me get the lyrics. I know how to play it. Let me play it.
Kea [00:13:14] I’m actually making up songs.
Keanna [00:13:16] No, no, no, no. I’m not making it up. It’s from somebody that is in Japan right now. And I hope he’s, you know, doing good with that. Koronis over
Kea [00:13:25] there. Have you got any loved ones in Japan? Japan, OK.
Keanna [00:13:30] It’s called Pikachu.
Kea [00:13:33] Duke of Harajuku, Harajuku.
Keanna [00:13:39] It’s kind of like, listen.
Kea [00:13:45] Time is running out. Do we do know damn well how about I tell you, I don’t need you.
Keanna [00:13:59] I want to do stuff
Kea [00:14:06] the person who
Unidentified [00:14:12] does not care
Kea [00:14:17] about right now. Listen to me one more time. Get it and get on it and spin it. Oh, no friction. Slocum’s. Oh yeah.
Keanna [00:14:37] This song. Yeah. But yeah, I
Kea [00:14:39] think you guys heard of new artists. You heard it here.
Keanna [00:14:42] How are your first Dukas to me. I do Weberman.
Kea [00:14:49] OK, I just wanted to say sorry. I just realized the cereal ate my childhood. I don’t think much longer exist. Do you remember Frank and Bury’s Frank, you girl? I don’t know
Keanna [00:15:00] kind of thing, but this little Seasonale, OK, this
Kea [00:15:06] is not a cute koala. They needed to try better. The real a real
Keanna [00:15:10] fucking yes girl fucking.
Kea [00:15:15] Does this make you think maybe. Yeah.
Keanna [00:15:19] It’s called Cheetah Charms. Yeah, it’s organic by the enviro kids. What the fuck did I just say.
Kea [00:15:25] Because I like some like some type shit for literally it’s really cute.
Keanna [00:15:31] Let’s look at animal shit.
Kea [00:15:33] They could have done a cuter koala though. The quality little scary.
Keanna [00:15:36] Honestly I would say that’s a knockoff CGI. Don’t give it
Kea [00:15:42] that oh stuff. It looks really cute and it looks and.
Keanna [00:15:50] Fruity Stargirl,
Kea [00:15:52] do you contributions go to the animals?
Keanna [00:15:55] That’s what I’m looking for, I’m looking for the same day Bamby where’s the twist? It says, save the koalas. Save the chimps. So where.
Kea [00:16:03] Oh, yeah. How do I save them? I also see five
Keanna [00:16:05] detail about you need to sleep at night. You need to, you need to be a newborn.
Kea [00:16:11] I can adopt a koala,
Keanna [00:16:13] save the koala. That kind of got the koala
Kea [00:16:16] goodison wholesome this. We should support it. When I get more I get my x rays.
Keanna [00:16:22] I’ll come up with organic environment kids
Kea [00:16:26] and viral kids. We will support you.
Keanna [00:16:28] But these right here, I just looked at the price like fifteen, forty nine. I am so grateful to Congress for giving us a shit for free because I mean going in on this one in particular, I want the blue one. Yeah. Dark chocolate. No, not nuts.
Kea [00:16:42] I wait. Yes that’s the one. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, no, no.
Keanna [00:16:48] Hmm.
Unidentified [00:16:49] I don’t think it comes in the. We see that. No, not caramel is just wrong with that.
Kea [00:17:03] No, it’s supposed to be like, fuck. Yeah, yeah. But it’s not that one, though.
Keanna [00:17:08] It is not that one.
Kea [00:17:09] The fridge,
Keanna [00:17:10] if you want to buy individual, you can’t because it’s not here.
Kea [00:17:13] That’s really honestly weird. They have it at work.
Keanna [00:17:16] Is this it? No. No, I don’t. You don’t feel me. Excuse me. Yeah. I mostly go home and I’ll
Kea [00:17:28] just put it in your pocket.
Keanna [00:17:29] Somebody’s got to I bring you home. So the next time you hear about that made like we had sent out emails and shit. Oh no. I’ll take them shits to see
Kea [00:17:40] how it actually does work. Well, first of all. OK. Yes. And second, how would you know someone was taking snacks like versus eating them
Keanna [00:17:48] like, OK, full disclosure, a hit dog will holler and that that was me I felt the way about. I felt called out. But at the same time several people take Chex Mix and shit home like we had just go by, like, you know, when you drop off your mug or your thing to go into the dishwasher, you drop off your shit fluorescent light, you’ve got to dip out, right? Yeah. Well, while I’m in here, I’m a get me a fucking Oreos or something. Literally, what’s the worst?
Kea [00:18:14] We have eaten them at work. I have them at home exactly where they’re going to be there. You have eaten. Yeah. There’s going to be solved by the way. I like my journey, my journey at that point. So, yeah, I touched that bridge. I’m taking this, you know, I don’t
Keanna [00:18:33] know, hollow. I know she was you know, she caught me in a hallway and nothing I do, I felt targeted. You, me. I don’t know because they got in.
Kea [00:18:43] Oh, man. She scares me even more. Yeah. We’re going to be on the bus tomorrow for four hours in an enclosed area. They like the quarantine, the bus. They overflow. We have a suspected case. Shit. Now I, I know what else
Keanna [00:19:04] I got to talk. Meurice.
Kea [00:19:06] Oh shit. Oh God. We’ll get hotter. Oh oh oh. I just like it for layering. OK, so people. Huh. What does it look like. It kind of.
Keanna [00:19:21] Oh don’t listen to me. You listen to me. Look at them. OK, you all these are California honey. Put it date. No. OK, you don’t like.
Kea [00:19:32] The only date I want are the ones I can’t get. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. I’m kidding.
Keanna [00:19:40] Do not be kidding, but listen to me, those dates, we needed them for a recipe,
Kea [00:19:45] those days
Keanna [00:19:46] they were good and I couldn’t, you know, because I was on keto. But Gary Kilbane, where would you like.
Kea [00:19:52] He murdered them. Yes. How you how you have to do more than just. Who who chose who came
Keanna [00:20:06] to the carbon copy, how you
Kea [00:20:10] murder, how you murdered him? Collocated the case one bite at a time, sultry. Oh, you want to slim him? Slim. Slim, Ms. Haslem, Ms.
Keanna [00:20:28] And if he gets you pick up, pick up, pick up. She led away Africa.
Kea [00:20:37] Yeah, I think I’m a guy who wears like, oh, we got it covered, but, you know. All right.
Keanna [00:20:46] Well did we get from the culture. Ah. You think we should be taking care of people?
Kea [00:20:52] I am taking fruit snacks, honey bun and slim hams.
Keanna [00:20:56] See, that’s a civic duty type shit. I think I should take some more. What do people dig on.
Kea [00:21:06] I do like but honestly, just give what you like and if they don’t like it, then you’ll get some obscure like horseradish chips. I don’t even know
Keanna [00:21:18] with the classics maybe I don’t get the flavor.
Kea [00:21:22] Mixing everything, cheaters like the barbecue we return. There it is. Oh, I don’t know. I had a thought and it wasn’t it wasn’t the best thought. I have one of these tubs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I’m good. Oh, really? All right. You want the true story?
Keanna [00:21:45] Of course I do. You should always be truthful.
Kea [00:21:47] I used to have. All right. Oh, my gosh. Scared. You scared. I have foot fungus. Like, I. I had problems with my feet so I would get Epsom salt and I was too cheap to get like a foot bath. So I don’t like it. Right. But it’s not cute to say no, but I never actually used it for food.
Keanna [00:22:12] It’s fucking sick and I love you. OK, so. So what not to do. I have to get it done.
Kea [00:22:21] I’m just giving
Gary [00:22:23] it away like nothing went wrong with. It’s like no. Just now I put
Keanna [00:22:28] my foot in
Kea [00:22:29] both directions. Sure. I actually um I had like a mini surgery on one of my toes because I used to like habitually always like in girls to the point where I was like if I walked too much like it would just I would be fucked up. So I got a podiatrist shil out, Dr. Tom for an ankle back. Congres born with a lacky.
Keanna [00:22:51] That’s really crazy. I actually enjoy watching those videos word.
Kea [00:22:55] And I would say, oh
Keanna [00:23:02] well, right now near the nail like down there and pulling it out. And it’d be like a horn looking thing.
Kea [00:23:10] Yes, it is. So yeah. And then he like, throws it at the house, he throws it like he like sprayed something and it was like it felt like my toe was being like frozen off. It was more like that. And I never got an ingrown again ever. But only on that side. Obviously I have other toes. Oh yes. But there is money.
Keanna [00:23:31] All right. So thing I’d really like to come up with is cauliflower. This shit ain’t cheap, but it’s like when you okita. Yeah, it was like the method old is gone. Everybody was like in January everybody was on the Akito shit.
Kea [00:23:47] I was really. Oh oh yeah.
Keanna [00:23:49] I believe it was. And then we did seven years, maybe 100 percent. Vegetable pasta is best for me was spinach and lentils. So this is our quite openly. But keep your services right is two point five service per container. So if you use the scale you make the whole bag and you use your scale. Yeah. And it’ll be like fuck. Twenty two grams. So I got to be like your last meal tonight. I’m sure that anybody I recommend you go to this side of the coyotes. This is ah thirty nine and fifteen at murder. Kroger.
Kea [00:24:25] Yes. You heard it here at Murder Kroger.
Unidentified [00:24:27] Hello. To go to the vegetable section of the frozen. I gave them specific coordinates.
Kea [00:24:33] Yeah, she dropped a pin. Drop a fence in a location.
Keanna [00:24:41] Best guess about Travis to on that.
Kea [00:24:46] Yeah, we had this bus bump, we rock and he was rocking Jessica’s feet. We need to be like, oh,
Keanna [00:24:56] no, we got to do is prepare for the twins party.
Kea [00:25:00] Yeah, go ahead, Matt. Time. I know, but what do you gonna wear to 2000 party? What’s on your playlist?
Gary [00:25:05] Yeah, uh, probably a bunch of Lil Wayne Carter hits. Rocco, Rocco, Barsa, oversize basketball jersey with some balls,
Kea [00:25:16] you got that all you say? Oh oh here. All right, Air Force One solution. Where’s the mom? Sunbathing apes. Oh, I don’t know.
Keanna [00:25:30] Oh, yes. I think everybody is wearing like knockoffs back in the day because they always wear a t shirt
Kea [00:25:35] that goes down. Yes. And then I have shorts. Are we going to do that man or something like that man?
Keanna [00:25:43] Well, I need to relearn this shit.
Kea [00:25:45] I did too, because it takes a lot of energy from what I recall looking for nonperishable.
Keanna [00:25:51] And I keep on my shopping.
Kea [00:25:56] Shopping. I guess is, I guess, microgrid, but
Keanna [00:25:59] at least I hope so. At least we were coming easy, man. Macaroni cheese.
Kea [00:26:09] Interesting.
Keanna [00:26:09] It looks like you’re doing OK here because this was my ship you owned. A little fun fact for the Brandos that’s listening to this podcast. I get kick cuisine’s and one time I just I was staring at the kid because I gotta make the shit right as doing it and not just reach for a kernel of corn and pull the whole thing out and just started eating. And I was like, this is hidden. So if you ever see me fucked up out of my mind, you know, I’m fucked about on my own because I want some
Kea [00:26:46] I want some frozen form, some frozen kids coolin corn.
Keanna [00:26:49] No, just give me frozen corn. Oh guy. That’s a he. Yeah I do like it. I can’t frozen. I like frozen kormann like that shit is weird as fuck but I love it. I’ve eaten it. It’s going to be. You know what,
Kea [00:27:05] I always got Michalina, and that was my big Michalina. Yeah, you know how hard it was for me. Miscellaneous white hot button. Although you did not. You really wait.
Keanna [00:27:21] You were just playing right.
Kea [00:27:22] Right. My mother called the McKillip.
Keanna [00:27:25] What is it you might feel like. Michael.
Kea [00:27:28] Michael Leena’s. Yeah but like mission. Should I go to the store, grab Michael and pop up. McIlhaney is all right y’all. Today we got you today. I also learned the bags of grapes are open because you can adjust how many grapes wanted. And I never I just would I would eat it. And then and then I would be like, OK, I want this bag but I commercial with you do it know commercials for her.
Keanna [00:27:59] I think nowadays because they’ve got people like up here. Right here. Oh yeah. They got that Linguere Mitt. My mom was like oh you got to check to see.
Kea [00:28:10] She was this way, I thought the ones with these were the bigger ones, the Globes. What do you mean you don’t say it on the back
Gary [00:28:18] for my mom to check anyway?
Keanna [00:28:20] Oh, she got burned by that. So maybe. Maybe.
Kea [00:28:24] Yeah. Because once you
Keanna [00:28:26] what you get burned by it, you’ll never do it again.
Kea [00:28:29] Chop chop. That’s funny. And a lot more. Who would have thunk it right
Keanna [00:28:37] here in these birds these days? You just put it in a fucking skillet so you have a family or you just want to just like fuck around and get one of these dishes are good.
Kea [00:28:49] For dollars. I see bird’s eye wall. Hey, there is a Lilo was like in New York City one thousand miles away.
Keanna [00:29:01] You’re probably right. What? It’s an alcoholic beverage with alcohol, eleven point one percent. That’s a lot of. Yeah. Oh, are you here like this? Yes, I bet it was.
Kea [00:29:16] I didn’t read the flavor
Keanna [00:29:17] fruit punch watermill at
Kea [00:29:18] first. What a the sound. Good girl. Eleven point one is a lot of precision. That’s OK. Oh, pink lemonade. Portable party phone. Made in. Aggressive, shall I take this, instead of the white class bitch,
Keanna [00:29:37] we get more for our homies, like just us. We should get bendy straws, not a cute
Kea [00:29:42] little bit, but we want to save the turtles. Oh, fuck, fuck turtles.
Keanna [00:29:48] More like fuck my dad. I want to.
Kea [00:29:51] Wow. This year I got some eyes on buzy. Punch, boogie, boogie punch beat to blue eyes.
Unidentified [00:30:03] Oh, no. We’re going to test everybody. Oh, my God.
Kea [00:30:09] Oh, yeah, I got that one.
Keanna [00:30:13] Hey, how are the red lips that this is getting so small?
Kea [00:30:16] True that what we wear and shit is racist. Now you don’t hear. You kissing corpses, Blumhouse, you kiss, do you turn on it? We got a necrophiliac in the building. You turned you into that position, but you’re not the only one. You kidding? What about friends? How many dead people? I would be like, I wish you hadn’t told me that. I wish that’s all you would say. Oh, no, no, no, no. I just it didn’t start that way. OK, I can understand a lot. I understand a lot of fetishes,
Keanna [00:31:01] if indeed this was done, this is illegal.
Kea [00:31:04] Yes, that’s the following. Of course, all 116 that we know have folks at home. At home. I know that was a home. Oh, yeah. Well, I don’t like down because I don’t I forget. Forget he is the besieged city. Behney Oh, I used to be the head of that. I did. Back in the day. Yeah. Really. You back in the day.
Keanna [00:31:34] I think you Millennium Falcon Housekeep see. Which is you know he comes in with this one. Yeah. I hated them because they were passing on after school. Shit. I hated them. I hated
Unidentified [00:31:47] those things. My mom and only five or so. You can only do it with so much as
Keanna [00:31:53] always the part from Michigan. Can I have one now like you may know.
Kea [00:31:59] What’s the.
Keanna [00:32:00] That football camp contacts in the halls. What would she do? Well, you know,
Kea [00:32:08] I had tours. What did you do for a Klondike, Al Gore? I did not get that.
Keanna [00:32:15] I was like, oh, yes. Like I said, I was supposed to do,
Kea [00:32:19] let me know it was me. I didn’t I didn’t have anything. You I didn’t I didn’t execute it.
Keanna [00:32:26] But it was like a sexy what would you do? And I was like, I kind of see here just kind of just hurt. What did you do?
Kea [00:32:33] You know what Kanye West said?
Keanna [00:32:36] Sure. You posted that pussy. He says.
Kea [00:32:41] What he said that he would do anything for a blond like black and she’ll do anything for a Klondyke and they’ll do anything when the time’s right. Hey.
Keanna [00:32:55] Thank you for that Lugh breakdown, because I don’t remember that at all, but I do remember.
Kea [00:33:01] Yeah, I don’t like stronger because you prefer death.
Keanna [00:33:05] I do prefer Daft Punk. I don’t like shit.
Kea [00:33:08] Let’s celebrate. Let’s celebrate them both.
Keanna [00:33:12] And we’re going to celebrate that one more.
Kea [00:33:15] I can do that, man. You know, it’s hard to like, you know, make the sound with the Quitline.
Unidentified [00:33:25] They’re slatted slackens. Slackers.
Kea [00:33:31] Oh, no, no. Yes, maybe this is never this cheap,
Unidentified [00:33:38] never is typically five forty nine.
Kea [00:33:43] Oh, wait, I’m so angry. We just look at it as if I’m mad, because every time my flavor that I like the most never be here. It’s not half baked. That’s a common
Keanna [00:33:57] one, I know, but it means everybody takes it
Kea [00:34:00] exactly this way, come on, stay, stop. You know, I know I didn’t come here for ice cream, but I’m looking at six dollars a here girl. That’s a lot for me, right? It is. I used to be out here like that. I’m like, give me a zero.
Keanna [00:34:14] I was going fucking butter pecan because that’s me all day.
Kea [00:34:20] This is never this cheap. You call me. It’s a come up caronna minute.
Keanna [00:34:25] She you know, that is a consequence of epidemics of there’s less people in the workforce. Yes.
Kea [00:34:34] Can we talk about the air quality in China right now?
Keanna [00:34:38] Well, do you have facts and figures? Because I don’t have facts and figures, no. Well, what we do know is
Kea [00:34:43] it got better. Yes. Yes. People.
Keanna [00:34:52] Say it’s all right. Yeah, but air quality has improved in China dramatically, parts per million, that’s just incredible. And they’re like, oh, this is all it took for people to
Unidentified [00:35:03] stop being out in the streets. It closed at.
Kea [00:35:09] LeBon Modano 933, my goal is to go to bed by 12 o’clock, my alarm is set for eight a.m. to 11
Keanna [00:35:18] a.m. You know, I’m talking about like you go to bed really early.
Kea [00:35:22] Well, yeah, but. On the regular night, yes, regular Michael, I and I have a bag and I’ve mostly packed a little over nine oh forget. Oh shit to talk with Don Dave.
Unidentified [00:35:46] That’s nice. Oh, that’s fine. This is his look at Frozen Lake. I want to.
Kea [00:35:57] Charcoal.
Unidentified [00:36:00] So I wanted to point out that the.
Kea [00:36:08] I’m going to help.
Keanna [00:36:11] I just want to give out to the user agent person just walked
Kea [00:36:13] by and we stopped talking. And this year it isn’t about money he’s got, like, right now. All right. You are going to help. I am.
Keanna [00:36:21] I’m going to help more so because it was literally about that shit and I didn’t want him to feel offended. Why did you stop talking in the fire?
Kea [00:36:31] You just not I didn’t hear you walk past me, honestly. Yeah. Now, I mean, just so I really am really. I mean,
Keanna [00:36:39] we really are. No, no, no. I didn’t want him to if it was the whole deal is, you know, the price. No. Oh, tell them about the flights
Kea [00:36:47] to China getting cheaper. Asia is never easy this morning. I don’t know what
Keanna [00:36:52] I was on, but I was literally looking at flights to Japan for no damn reason at all just to see what it was. And guess what I found Chip. Chip is three seventy nine chip. While for me this awesome season, it’s never that love never burn. And then for some reason out of nowhere I thought I was over here like cracking my knuckles. I was over here like somebody say to me, my girls kind of got where I was. I was like, she was phenols. I got that right now, you know. No problem, girl. Yeah, there is a problem. There’s a problem. But then I posted to the girls and I posted it on chat to I posted in our national chats that I’m like the regular one and. The private system don’t choose, just like you want to go to Japan right now, and I was like this, I’m always down the coast because you you’ll know what I saw. You know, I saw a beautiful time like you were in Japan is worth the risk, ya know? And then I like the euphoria of possibly going to Japan, like soon clouded my judgment. And I was like, oh, coronaviruses.
Kea [00:38:18] She is there. She is there. We to risk it all. Yeah. You heard it here when she was nice and healthy. We’re going to do a check and cherry blossom faith and she’s going to tell us about her experience. She’s going to tell us how she survived Carol. Tom. You don’t need milk, he said. I don’t know what make.
Unidentified [00:38:45] Maybe one you,
Kea [00:38:49] oh, one 19. All right, I’ll leave a job to get milk or not to get milk, to get milk.
Keanna [00:38:59] Fine. And we run out of.
Kea [00:39:02] She runs out of milk. She’s gonna be pissed. She won’t look at you. There’s already talk, but never mind.
Keanna [00:39:13] I would like to yes, please. Oh.
Kea [00:39:19] We want this to watch
Keanna [00:39:23] it, all right.
Kea [00:39:25] I like Humberside Meats now. Mean we have all pepperoni. Oh, yeah, I get that months. He’s a good boy. Plus the boys.
Unidentified [00:39:40] Oh, no. Learn anything?
Keanna [00:39:52] You know, I was looking ahead and I thought, you know, this could be my friggin, you know, birthday trip back to, you know, back to Japan to being the first
Kea [00:40:02] one elderberry up.
Unidentified [00:40:04] You know, the first time I was I was like not understanding
Keanna [00:40:09] what travel really was. I was like my second time traveling. Like, my hair was busted. I wasn’t in the makeup, like I was just wearing tropical, I was just exploring it. It was really just, you know,
Kea [00:40:24] all natural, raw,
Keanna [00:40:26] raw. I had blue hair at the time. It was weird. But if I go back now, I’m a I’m a hit that shit hit the nightclub. I’m a all the. I was walking like, no, I will be walking to my hotel and hear some music and I just look and I’ll be my music and I’ll just be walking. I got all my bars from today and as we walk in and I just walked into a record store doing my live performances and shit and it is these we know English, but they’re like, nice to see, just like there is, but they’re like my sister. See you like this is live. I can listen to music and not know the language and just be chilling in their shopping bags no matter. How to survive over there, and I know what language choppers. Yes, I know my homegirl may shout out some. She she’s the one that invited me over the fire service. She was staying there with her guy at the time and they were working us hours. This is like Miss USA our in Japan. Blow up all kinds of late. But they were doing it like saying in English. Well, they knew some of it I love, but
Kea [00:41:52] I don’t know how to say a little Japanese or a little bit. You don’t know. I know. Growing. I don’t know.
Unidentified [00:42:01] Sermonic. How are they?
Kea [00:42:07] Not dried up, that’s all that matters. All right.
Unidentified [00:42:11] But you have what’s half right? This is.
Kea [00:42:18] Clinton.
Unidentified [00:42:25] There will be about. Oh, wait, I’m O.J..
Keanna [00:42:38] What about the international travel? You ever been to Asian countries?
Kea [00:42:41] I have not. I have not. It’s on the list. When I stacked deck stack, my funds
Keanna [00:42:51] was like, I’m stuck on the.
Kea [00:42:56] The CDC says if you drink orange juice every day, you will not get Carani is also no what was sorry we had to put some comic relief into this tough time completely.
Unidentified [00:43:17] Because we’re adults,
Keanna [00:43:18] we can assess threats better.
Unidentified [00:43:21] Yeah, now who? That guy was really happy. Who was he? He made
Kea [00:43:27] it sound like people always avoid him
Unidentified [00:43:30] and he was just for fun. That’s what kind of clout do you remember unaware of?
Kea [00:43:37] You know, you were I it I should have. I started. No matter how good you are, how we all stand for ten years
Keanna [00:43:49] when I was with him, just to make sure that the audience knew
Kea [00:43:52] who he was. Yeah. No context. All right. You know what I get us
Keanna [00:43:59] to get to?
Kea [00:44:00] This is how it is a room in the drawer. I mean, after all, it’s crystal poop. Hey, drink. I just I honestly, I feel like I have like three of these at home. Oh, balls. It glitters.
Unidentified [00:44:35] Yeah, you’re right.
Kea [00:44:39] I don’t need it, I don’t need it, but Jamison likes balls.
Unidentified [00:44:43] Oh, my God. I’m. Now, I’m good
Keanna [00:44:50] for now myself, that it’s that fucking plane ticket to Japan to say,
Kea [00:44:58] no, I can’t do that, I got a test, but I don’t
Keanna [00:45:05] know. Do you think Arenavirus would blow over?
Kea [00:45:10] I most definitely like every other virus it’ll blow over.
Keanna [00:45:13] But people who, like, are older than us are worried. My my grandma like texting me all kinds of
Kea [00:45:21] older people, more susceptible to things anyway, you
Keanna [00:45:24] know, not old like my coworkers.
Kea [00:45:26] Old like. Oh them. Well they are pretty logical. People are pretty smart guys. Hmm.
Keanna [00:45:35] When they start getting worried, I get worried because. Oh, no. Well, it’s like I mean, I’m pretty smart. How are you this morning, ma’am? I’m up there
Kea [00:45:44] all day and come to work with mask on.
Keanna [00:45:45] So I did. But I’m about to maybe, though, know I saw somebody walking on the street on a pylon. None of the P Street were coming back from Atlantic Station. They were walking around with masks. Oh, shit. Is it because they see this motherfuckers running that he was running?
Kea [00:46:08] What if. All right, so this is not at all what’s happening. But hypothetically, what if, like, the company that owns all the, like, mask making companies also has like a stake in, like something else? And so they like to say that it’s happening so that everyone goes out and buys them that. I know it’s not the case. I know that Pokémon Corporation shit like evil villain Pokemon crap
Keanna [00:46:33] like Whitney Whitney, you know. But I said my thing. I was trying to explain this, my conspiracy theory to Jim. And what he said was, yeah, that’s bullshit. And I was like, well, hear me out. Once upon a time, in the not too distant past, people were fucking protesting in China like big time. You remember that that protest she was getting the fuck out of here with tear gas. They were like they’re like abducting people, beating old ladies and shit. There was video of it, you know, and all of a sudden this fucking virus comes out and now the streets are clear.
Kea [00:47:13] It sounds premeditated, this is
Keanna [00:47:15] too fucking convenient, right? Like I was looking at some shit, I was looking at something on Hulu about somebody who does buy specials and they just like Pharmacopeia or like some encyclopedia of pharmaceuticals drugs, basically, and they’re in South Africa. And he was doing he was looking into Avallone how they harp’s didn’t shit. What he dwelled in on was like people who were there back in those days and Mandela days, basically they’re like, yeah, the government was sterilizing women. They were introducing drugs into the community with hopes that they would like
Kea [00:47:56] self destroy themselves.
Keanna [00:47:57] Exactly. And that’s Baksh. Yeah, that’s that’s like they wanted images colonized, you know what I mean? And they’re like, if you if you don’t want to be colonized, we’re going to help you destroy yourself, you know? And I was like, if they could do that walking, trying to do this, you know, like kind of like if they can do that evil, why wouldn’t it be possible on this level?
Kea [00:48:25] Robots, your real thoughts, you know, like, you know, fantasies in the movie, but like people out here, you know, really sitting at home or sitting in the office thinking, like twiddling my thumbs, you going to buy some astro sludge for.
Keanna [00:48:46] I fuck them, you can’t make that rainbow or it’s a part of the. Scientific exploration,
Kea [00:48:53] but I can. I love science. I believe in it. I have a science kit when I was younger. Oh, man, it’s so cool. I love my
Keanna [00:49:10] hair. Most of them tell us the it was real shit because I cut myself on one of the arms, I cut myself on one of the slides that holds the specimen. No. What’s wrong with X? Yes, girl, you buy these giant eagle.
Kea [00:49:26] But this thing is. Oh, the toy,
Keanna [00:49:29] My Little Pony, Graffin, watching My Little Pony, my
Kea [00:49:32] thirty dollars for an egg. But it’s a surprise. No I want to, I want to know
Keanna [00:49:40] how much you can look it up as chair and be like I could be introduced but really it’s the box that the baby into the. Yeah, no. I know instead of Easter mass, yeah, Easter Egg, Easter Egg surprise. True, true, true is the most
Kea [00:50:01] kids straws really straws just for overuse. Well, that’s what I wanted to such a guy.
Keanna [00:50:12] They got to look out for too many people. They want to do it over there.
Kea [00:50:15] Oh, are you not quite sure how it goes? Wait, what is tell you.
Keanna [00:50:22] Yeah. If you have too much shit, you know.
Kea [00:50:25] OK, I get it for you. Right. Right. You should put it on the today. Self checkout is not for me. Well, also, we’re like a conjoined car, so I’m going to do whatever I, I can’t really tell me you’re all right. My shoulder hurt you hold it.
Keanna [00:50:44] You pull thing.
Kea [00:50:46] I don’t even know what it is. I think I it it’s like.
Keanna [00:50:52] Yeah, but you are you are welcome. That’s why I hold up. Is she OK? Of course. All right. Just go to. Oh, my God. Bingo, first, darling. Oh, oh, me. Oh, my, oh, me. Oh, my. Oh shit.
Unidentified [00:51:26] Watch your television.
Keanna [00:51:29] My nose, my toasties, hurry up and getting back into Sodoku, it’s just fun. Yeah. You were never caught in the sun. You never you never fell out of it. Well, I did, but I got back into it and they revamped the app. And I’m very like, it’s a lot of fun. But now I got these nails and I can’t get my time up. Right, because I can’t I keep on getting, like, hitting the wrong button cause my nails, but I can’t wait. Well follow me on estis to see my my baby’s nails. What. Oh. Oh you starting to put it up. Click, click, click, click, here is you fill up so many fucking vacuum cleaner is is fucking up my ass. I stick my foot in these strawberries, road kill. And we got whipped cream at the house. Holy fuck. I need to pack up. Get Cass. We near Kiandra.
Kea [00:52:53] I have a podcast
Unidentified [00:52:54] I want to be on this episode. Hi, how do you feel about Coroneos, though? Oh, I’m. It’s very personal to me full time, so, yeah, it’s scary. There’s a lot behind the scenes.
Keanna [00:53:12] Like prep, like preparing,
Kea [00:53:14] oh, yeah, for
Unidentified [00:53:14] the plane. Plus how quarantine actually works when you shut down a city.
Kea [00:53:20] If it comes to that, because, you know, we’ve been exposed to it, you got to think about it, it’s true. What are you afraid or how afraid are you going to go from zero to 10 for your own?
Unidentified [00:53:34] I don’t know, I don’t think it really hit.
Kea [00:53:37] Yeah, I need to get to Hong Kong.
Keanna [00:53:41] So you can’t give us like the spark knows what quarantine looks like for a city like us, like a lockdown city like us, you can’t come in, obviously. Get out, plus, you can’t quarantine an entire city
Unidentified [00:53:54] people can’t really get. Because there are some people who don’t who are not exposed to it, there’s something you don’t want to tell. So it’s a very messy situation move to the
Keanna [00:54:06] cities on lockdown because everybody is on lockdown. Is there a movie we can reference? I’m not sure. During the movies like the show called The Screen The Strange Restrain, what network is that? Any effort? Well, I mean, it’s on Hulu, right? It could be. It could be. All right. All right. Well, you know how you feel about Koronis. I don’t want to say nobody, but I don’t know what that is. That’s where I mispronounced it by accident. How do you feel about coronavirus? How do I feel about it? You know, stars, rock stars.
Kea [00:54:50] Oh, look at her. This more like
Keanna [00:54:53] esophagus is Todd Zywicki. You like like your nose record is probably going to. What is going on? Oh, it’s on Google Park, as far as I know. That’s what I get mine from. It’s on. So it’s on all our podcasts wherever you go. Yeah. Yeah, it is. What’s the name wiki to stay with. Yeah. See you. Keep quiet. Keet Yeah. We’ve been Korona I’ve been mispronouncing it. I’m sorry. Like I make it cute by accident. Irony of ironies coronavirus. Right. So we’ve got five confirmed cases in the states flight attendants. In Georgia, we have confirmed cases, I’ve got friends at the CDC who are telling me about it. Oh, wow. All right. I’m sorry. Got up in my heart. These nails are new,
Unidentified [00:56:01] and I don’t know how to approach them with me or
Keanna [00:56:07] my grandma sending me text messages about what could happen, and I’m like, oh God, I’m like, oh, please, granny, granny to me, too. And now singing like, this is my time to buy stocks because, you know, the stock market’s been doing horrible. I was like, oh, I can actually be a player in this game. I can buy these stocks really low and get some Tesla stock and just like come up, you know, maybe maybe I don’t know what else would I invest in? Disney. Disney. I’m just kidding. But yeah, that’s a Korona. It’s really the. So this is why I’m getting all this food. I don’t know, somebody told me to go, yeah, somebody told me to get nonperishable food and I’m getting my regular groceries here in.
Unidentified [00:57:08] But. That was to go on that way, more dangerous information about Ebola.
Keanna [00:57:18] Thank you for that. What you want to start that far away?
Unidentified [00:57:27] I was terrified to thinking about.
Keanna [00:57:30] Where that twenty seven oh 17.
Kea [00:57:36] Oh, I’m 13.
Unidentified [00:57:42] When I was in college. Wow.
Kea [00:57:47] Where were you
Keanna [00:57:48] that one time? Oh, you OK?
Unidentified [00:57:52] They’re. Every like a
Keanna [00:57:55] lot of people die every time somebody calls. Oh, my God. That was a joke. Yeah, that was a joke. Oh. I know it’s been a pleasure talking to you all up volatility on Instagram. Oh, yeah, 40 with me on Instagram. Yeah, it was her podcast. Yeah, I’m Kiona. She’s, you know, I’m going to be. Yeah, yeah. OK, good. Yeah. OK, good. T t seventy. Yeah.
Unidentified [00:58:29] Seventy with Dukey. That’s OK.
Keanna [00:58:37] It’s on Spotify.
Kea [00:58:38] Yes, Spotify, is it like space, other space? Yeah.
Keanna [00:58:44] Oh, my God.
Kea [00:58:46] Yeah, I don’t know that they can be having fun. That is fun. Yeah.
Keanna [00:58:56] It’s a pleasure talking to you. Thank you very
Kea [00:58:59] much.
Keanna [00:59:01] Yes. I did hear your Instagram handles.
Kea [00:59:07] Yes. You got it in the pocket. How have I flipped 10 episodes out? I started it in the end of 2017, but I’m kind of like, get consistent now. No, you say yes. Yes, I’m doing well. Thank you. No good. Yeah. Good bye. Good times. Good. That’s what’s going to be. So it
Keanna [00:59:34] is. I get to show off my my kids what good kids got.
Kea [00:59:40] Bang bang. I can’t I just off my gold pants.
Keanna [00:59:44] Oh yeah. I got Bengal’s
Kea [00:59:47] Pringle’s like this just because I have a chain like.
Keanna [00:59:52] Well I don’t I’m. I mean,
Kea [00:59:57] how we get downstairs. Oh, elevator, beautiful.
Unidentified [01:00:05] On the other side
Keanna [01:00:07] of it, no, no, no, it’s cool.
Kea [01:00:09] And I want to get final thoughts of our grocery trip, final thoughts of our grocery trip, certainly.
Gary [01:00:14] Well, really? Well, you two are a dynamic duo. And when you get together, you have fun,
Kea [01:00:22] fun, fun, fun. Yes.
Keanna [01:00:27] Yeah, so we got a stranger with a
Kea [01:00:29] mask, in my opinion, this is I had
Keanna [01:00:33] a kind voice and he had a voice. He was very proud of you. I heard it, but he was very happy that we came it to zero. We’re on the escalator escalator, up escalator, and that’s the way the escalator is working, so we have a less. That guy was nice, but he was happy.
Kea [01:00:57] Yeah, honestly. Like, yeah, you.
Keanna [01:01:01] The people coming up to him and now they won’t come up to him because he’s
Kea [01:01:04] thinking, oh, you feel the cold instantly. I mean, like say, oh, yeah.
Unidentified [01:01:17] All right, let’s put it that way to recycle.
Kea [01:01:23] I see. I see. Ali, it’s a job. Damn it. Look like this is this is this is false advertising. It’s the recycling sign. But you can only put bags because. Yes, because. If I were from Nashville, I’ll get it. I like your school card. Oh, yes. Gary was committing a crime. He was also
Keanna [01:01:53] a card we had and
Kea [01:01:55] he was pushing somebody else to get a good view, which I would do stop taking. Anything can happen in a murder program. Anything can happen.
Keanna [01:02:13] I’m we’re sorry, sir.
Kea [01:02:16] Oh, he did. He looked like he like he could take us. I mean, I could definitely be taken. Oh, you you you heard it here. Let’s see what key a lot went down tonight. And I guess if I were to say my final thought up tonight. Hmm, huh, huh, murder, Kroger’s safe. There we go
Keanna [01:02:46] to be safe and Corona’s we’ll never fucking know. Bom, bom, bom.
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